hashtagdion:

Artist: What tattoo do you want?

Leto Joker: I want “HA HA HA” on my chest.

Artist: Okay.

Leto Joker: Because I’m a bit mad!

Artist: I said okay.

neptunain:

obamacare BANNED all dog shampoo and now obama is in my home rubbing mud on my dog. he’s rubbing mud on my dog and laughing

birdonahotdog:

this is one of my favorite tweets of all time

saddestblogger:

when u show love to your pet and they end up sitting on your lap but u got things to go do

arihanagrande:

jimin: [is literally 2 months older than taehyung]

also jimin: i.. with my BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS raised taehyung, an actual child, on my BACK,

echovyyo:

Their jersey numbers aren’t jersey numbers. They’re experiment numbers. D.O is #12 and Chanyeol is #61, etc. They’re escaping from a lab. They’re the “Lucky One"s because they got out of the lab, the experiment. They’ve been an experiment this whole time. No aliens. They’re man-made super humans brainwashed to believe they were aliens.

dracenines:

dragonlikecats:

How I imagine Americans to make food.

black lagoon season 3 confirmed

transyuri:

unhappeon:

………open the gate.

stop……having it be closed